20 funny Quotes for love relation ship 

Here are 20 funny quotes about love and relationships:

1. “Love is sharing your popcorn.” – Charles Schultz
2. “Marriage is just texting each other ‘Do we need anything from the grocery store?’ until one of you dies.”
3. “Love is being stupid together.” – Paul Valery
4. “If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?” – Lily Tomlin
5. “I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it.”
6. “A relationship is when one person is always right, and the other person is the boyfriend.”
7. “I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?”
8. “Love is like a toothache—it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there.” – George Burns
9. “We’re all a little weird, and life’s a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up and call it love.” – Dr. Seuss
10. “Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.”
11. “I solemnly swear I am up to no good, and so are you, so let’s stay together.”
12. “I love you with all my belly. I would say heart, but my belly is bigger.”
13. “Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.”
14. “You’re the peanut butter to my jelly, the macaroni to my cheese, the annoying text to my day.”
15. “Love is not having to hold your farts in anymore.”
16. “I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.”
17. “I promise to always be by your side. Or under you. Or on top.”
18. “If you love them, let them sleep in. If they love you back, they’ll make breakfast.”
19. “Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.” – Will Ferrell
20. “My husband and I have never considered divorce… murder sometimes, but never divorce.” – Joyce Brothers                    Read More: Quotes